Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Hellraiser: Bloodline

I fell asleep almost as soon as this started (Due to tiredness, not boredom) and for some reason I feel that was probably for the better
This seemed to be essentially "Pinhead In Space!", which seems rather corny and worth missing to me...

I was rather surprised to learn this is only the fourth in the series though and not "Hellraiser Part 56: We've Really Ran Out Of Ideas"

I wonder if they'll ever make "Freddy In Space"!

(This rating is a complete guess and possibly is giving the film the benefit of the doubt)

A Review By Someone Who Stayed Awake

13 comments:

Tifu said...

A Nightmare on Elm Street 9: Freddy in space!
The government realising that Elm Street is too dangerous a place, have secretlly commissioned NASA to blast the neighbourhood to Mars. They thought this would be the end of the nightmare - THEY WERE WRONG!

Coming to cinemas 2009!

Anonymous said...

Since I was awake a bit longer, I can tell you that most of the movie wasn't in space at all. In fact, quite a bit was hundreds of years ago when the toy maker made the box. Then you follow up to "modern time" I guess... and... you only check in to the space ship, while the guy (who is the same actor hundres of years ago... now... later in space..) goes "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! THEN THIS HAPPENED!"

Spike Vicious said...

Well whatever happened in this Hellraiser film I think it's clear that we have a plot for the next Nightmare On Elm Street...

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