Two key points about this film:
1) This film did not take place at Loch Ness
2) This film was not terrifying
This film perhaps should have been called "Lake Superior Upset". Or "Loch Ness Is In The First 5 Minutes Of This Film And Mentioned Several Times Throughout The Rest By A Bunch Of Crazies Around Lake Superior". Or "Nessie Gets Really Lost". Or "Nessie Plays With Magnets Then Explodes".
All would have been better and more accurate titles.
"Microwaving Nessies Bottom (Or Right Thigh)"
"The Man That Wasn't Steve Irwin Finds The Loch Ness Monster Isn't Living In Loch Ness At All!"
"Dinosaur Egg Surprise"
"The Mediocre Film"...