Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Nightmare On Elm Street Remake

I'm going to review this right now.

Before anyone has been set to direct, star or film it.

All I know about it is it's a remake of Nightmare On Elm Street, not another sequel, not a prequel, a reeeeeemake.

It most likely will not have Robert Englund in it.


It will be coming from the production companies of...



Here is a quote from Bruce Willis when he was informed of some sort of vague interest in Michael Bay making a Die Hard film.

“I would rather eat a live baby in front of my grandma than have Michael Bay direct a DIE HARD movie. I would rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than let that car engine in a human skin leave his satanic fingerprints on John McClane. In fact, this new PG-13 thing is the only part of ruining modern action movies that Michael Bay is not personally responsible for. The rest of it is all him. Don’t even fucking say those words in the same sentence, you’re only gonna give them ideas for part 5. It’s like saying Candyman in front of a mirror, that motherfucker will show up and snort John McClane’s soul right in front of you and then piss it out on your shoes. He would have ruined DH4. Few people will work with him now, and I know I will never work with him again.”
Fuck Michael Bay

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