Plasterhead

was a cinematic masterpiece, with some of the finest acting, cinematography, writing and direction I've witnessed in film in a long time!

No wait, I lied.



The "old rickety country house that hasn't been lived in for at least a decade" in this film, which in actual fact looks more like it was built a week ago and freshly furnished, is the only thing that's laughably bad in this film, and may be the only reason to watch it, ever. Ever.

Ever ever.







Ever.